What the heck is this website

Who are you?

Alf. I’m a writer and editor. I read books and help make them better.

I meant the whale.

The whale is called Corby. He also reads books. He can’t write, obviously, because of the flippers. But he has a wonderful imagination.

What am I doing here?

Probably looking for anything to do other than work on your novel/script/short story/epic ten-part fantasy series. But if you’re keen to hang around, I post a lot of drivel about craft and story structure. Maybe it’ll help you out.